This is for you Me~chelle...I would never have thought to tell something so embarrassing on myself on my blog. However, after sending this message to my BFF she insisted (thanks me~chelle) that i share it with the world in general! So here goes as copied from my sent box....
me speaking to me~chelle....
"I just went outside to smoke and had a rumble in the jungle so I headed in to visit mr. Porcelin. I almost poo'ed myself before i could get my thong unwedged...that might be a sign I need to consider granny panties...wat do you think??"
Personally I love my thongs and normally they just slide on and off sooo easily...but I guess I just squeezed a little tooo hard in my rush to the bathroom and things went places they should not be!!! To that all I can say in my defense...buns of steel baby....buns of STEEL!!! :)
Hee hee hee...I love it!!!!
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